Monday, September 28, 2009

I HATE THE FOLLOWING THINGS..


usually successfully avoid writing self obsessed blogs..but then once in a blue moon its ok..

so as the title suggests i am about to tell you the 10 things i hate..

1. well educated, polished people littering in public..CCD ki coffee peene ke baad paper mug ko apni honda city ki khidki se JLN marg par phenkna is just so disgusting

2. people pretending to be humble but actually not losing a single moment or opportunity to massage their own egos..grow up and let others help you out in this dept.

3. jo log mandiron, kirtano, jagraaton mein jaatein hain yeh dikhane ke liye woh dharmik hain, aur wahan baithkar all they discuss is kareena kapoor saif ali khan duo..come on yaar..mandir mein ho show some respect or get out

4. healthy food that besides being zero fat and low on carbs is also zero taste and low on temptation scale

5. Double standards..people who have a seperate yardstick for themselves and others..cheating cheating!

6. People with zero sense of humour, jinke saamne har baat sambhalkar bolni padti hai, pata nahi kis baat ka bura maan jayein

7. the human broadcasting machines..people who talk to you only to get some information out, manipulate it and spread it like mad forest fire..beta kisi din bure phansoge..your past victims will surely have the last laugh

8. Random people asking personal questions, a very very weird and bad habit..one must know their limits

9. I am always right attitude..tumhe kya bhagwaan ne kaan mein aakar bola tha ki jo bhi bologe woh bhagwaan ki aawaz hogi, hain bolo bolo

10. roz roz college jana
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Thursday, September 24, 2009

confusion ...confusion ...confusion

Some times i go in critical condition. Some times m thinking about situational drama.
Now a days m passin through a critical condition which is very big problem of mine from my childhood ..its only name "confusion ka keeda". Yes this confusion ka keeda always making me seek. M always confused ..when i decide to do soomething new, at the last last time m reaching at the condition where i have two solution of my problem and m really confused for choosing better one.What to do ..i know..."right time pe right decision making ....make a man perfect and success" .But m not a Mr. perfectionist . M a mango people "aam janta" ..who waste his time in thinking..
god plz help me....plz give me the suitable solution of this kind of problem.(vaise maine ajkal sochna band kar diya hai...implemet karna suru kar diya hai sochne k bajay...like "jo hoga so dekh jayega")

something like happen wid u den tell me...m waiting for ur comments . Before two days ago some one mail me a poem for abt confusion which m pasting here...so lets check out..

How far is confusion-night from Illumination-light ?
It is as far as man's doubting mind and man's loving heart.


~

You want to escape the confusion
That you see before you.
I tell you, you will never be able
To escape the outer confusion
Unless and until
You have escaped the inner confusion.
And the inner confusion
Is your continuous doubt-indulgence.

~


Confusion-night boasts,
Aspiration-day cries.
Realisation-sun destroys confusion-night
And manifests God-Height
On earth.



~

Attractions,
Repulsions
And
Contradictions
All live in the selfsame
Confusion-cave.

~



If you want to solve
All the confusion-problems
Of your mind,
Then resolve to live
Inside the illumination
Of your heart-sky.

cheers
ABHI
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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

(स्थायी पता)permanent address

कुछ नई दीवारें
एक नई छत
कुछ नई खिड़कीयाँ
उस साइज के नए परदे ।

साथ मे कुछ नए कपड़े
एक जोडी़ नई चप्पल
कुछ नए
कुछ पुराने यार-दोस्त ।

ज़िन्दगी की मियाद यहां बस ग्यारह महीने की
फिर एक नया पता
इस शहर में जब से आया हुँ
“स्थायी पता” के आगे जगह खाली छोड़
देता हुँ ।
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Saturday, September 19, 2009

school jaisa kool kuch nahi...m scared wid my college

yar .really i dont know what happen to me..now m scared wid my college life. from past 3year i am in same college .same teacher,same girls, same boring (bakwas)lecture, everything is same ,nothing is changed. Only one thing changed college demanding more money always...(bole khau colleg no.1.).But dont worry people this is my last year in this college ...(katte kat jayega ye bhii) .But m missing my school days very much from last 10 days...
I still remember my first day at school...tensed... excited...but at the same time nervous.



My new blue colored school bag, my new Reynolds/Rotomac pen, Oh god those were the days when life was more exciting.



Two lines for the golden school days...



Pehle waqt kat ta tha hasne hasane mein...

Aaj waqt guzarta hai kagaz ke chand tukde kamane mein...




Now a days kids hate school but gradually when they grow up they will
realize what is the real meaning of those golden school days...



Yaar school ki baat karu to i have a lot to say...I will go on n on n
on...one request to all of them who are in school...ENJOY UR SCHOOL
DAYS !

cheers
ABHI
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Monday, September 14, 2009

pum pum pum ...


Hello People, Aj to maine subah subah morning walk par 1 dogy ko 1 cycle wale ke sath race lagate dekha, Aur By God mujhe yaad aa gaya vo din jab raat ke 8.30 par meko 1 nahi 2- 2 Dogy ne daudaya tha, By God, Jaan hath par aa gayi thi.

I am sure apko b kabhi na kabhi to road par ghumte awara Animals ne, ya Dogy ne Pareshan to kiya hi hoga, I know hota hai, hota hai. But take a chill pill.



yar sachi pe jab dogy daudate hai na..to asa lagta hai...mano me olympic k sare record tod dunga daudne me.......or jab dogy peecha karna chod deta hai....tab to asa lgta
hai.."

jaan bachi so lakho paye....so ..agar kabhi apne bhi face ki hai ye condition...to muje comments deke batao....

cheers
abhi
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Wednesday, September 9, 2009

I LOVED THE MOUSAM!!!!


Hey... itne dino baad AAJ SUBAH ko jo barsaat hui.. usne dil ko khush kar diya.. I remember main apne desk par baith kar net surfing kar rahaa tha... aur achanak kisi ne chillaya!! "arrey kya qaatil mausam ho raha hai"... I have a window just behind my desk.. kabhi kisi din uska bhi pic bataunga... lekin abhi i'll just share the pic of the awsome mausam look frm my desk... kyun nai hoga pyar mujhe iss mausam se... and for all those who're wondering that this is similar to the pic I had put earlier in one of my previous blogs... the room and my desk is in exact same line!! :) enjoy and fall in love with the mausam!! :)

cheers
abhishek!!!
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Monday, September 7, 2009

KABHI KABHI MERE DIL ME KHYAL ATA HAI!!

Hmm.... Kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayal aata hai... (ha ha ha... acchi line hai, kisi pe style maarne ke liye) lekin kabhi kabhi ye line baat ki gehrai ko bhi batati hai... aur jab bhi main ye line ke bare me sochti hoon to mujhe mera ek school frn yaad aata hai... jo bada hi sad types tha.. super intelligent, super kitaabi keeda lekin…ek dum udaas! Hum use chidhate they “rotle ram, bigade kaam” se…. hmm… ab ye line mujhe uski yaad kyun dilati hai kuch to clear hua hoga… its because… jab bhi wo koi baat chalu karta tha, kehta tha… “kabhi kabhi mere dil me khyaal aata hai” ha ha ha aur hum apne kaan band kar lete they… kyunki pata tha ki wo ye kahega.. ki yaar meri koi nahi sunta, mummy pappa apna hukm chalate hain… aur mujhe iss duniya me koi nahi samajhta.. lekin ek baat thi jo wo nahi samajhta tha.. ki hum… jo log uske saath they… uske classmates hi sahi… uska dost they, use samajhte they… use apne saath aane ko kehte they.. chahe rote hue hi sahi uski saari sad baatein sunte they… use kabhi akela nahi cchodte they… par use apni lyf me kisi special ladki ki talash thi… kyunki use banani thi ek g/f jo use ‘I love you’ kahe….. school ke sare saal usne yun hi guzaar diye doston ki talash me lekin kabhi apne aas paas apne buddies ko nahi dekha.. aur kehta raha.. main dukhi hoon ki mera koi dost nahi… and after years!! Still we’re frens.. and still wo kehta hai ki koi use nahi samajhta…
“Kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayaal aata hai.. hum sare important tym pe andhe kyun ho jate hain??”


Cheers!
@BHI!!!
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