conversation and funny fight Part 1

A  funny conversation held between me and  Aka X ( female)  before two days ago. Aka X added me in her friend list by recommendation of one of my friend...one more thing Aka X and me belongs from same religion :

Aka X :  Hello
Me      : So lets intro first. I dont know abt you..
Aka X :   Vaise apne meri sarin info friend request accept karne se pehale dekh hi li hogi...I guess
Me : hehe LOL :D
Aka X : to fir ?? :(
Me : Ok back to tp ..tell me about your family background?
Aka X : Explained in 3 and 4 lines...
Me : Anything else which you want to tell me about your family...
Aka X : y humesha me hi kyun..me apna family background bata chuki hoo..now ur turn to say something abt u...
Me : I started to tell abt me...
Aka X :  (Beech me tokte huve) acha...waise ye sab kyun pucha or bataya ja raha h...mujhse shadi karne ka irada h kya :P
Me : Aisa mene kaha to nahi ki mera irada you se shadi karne ka hai ..
Aka X : Aaj tak fb par kisi ne mujse  family background nahi pucha...tum kaho to bio data or kundali bhijwau kya ??? 
Me : yahi to problem hai .. 

• ladki ko bf ke bare me pucho to..use lagta hai ..ladka line mar raha ha
• family ke bare me pucho to shadi ki soch raha hai.
• padhai ke bare me pucho to lagta hai jealous ho raha hai..
    
  Aka x : or....
  Me : or kuch normal ya funny bat karo to...ladki ko lagta hai banda serious nahi hai...
  Aka x : or...
  Me : Ek no. ka luccha hai...fb par pakata hai..blah..blah...
  AKa X: or...
  Me: or kya mera sar or mera kan..
  Aka X : :D :D :D :D
  or tumhara muh jo bhi bhut chalta h :P
  
  Me: Use chalna hi chahiye...bhagwan ne muh diya hi do kam ke liye hai..
  1. Khane ke liye
  2. Bolne ke liye
  Aka X : acha..:P
  Me : Yes, Right to speech LOL
  Aka X : actuly...mujhe itni jaldi logo s opn hone ki adat nhi h...isliye..itni jaldi details dena kisi ko apne bare m ajeeb lagta h
  Me: To mene tumhe open hone ko kab kaha :D ?? par..muje to.. muje detail dena kuch jyada acha lagta hai..me apna biodata sath lekar chalta hoo :D :D
  Aka X: haan vo to samaj gai...
  ME :raste me har jagah jo bhi milta haiuse de deta hoo....
  

         le bhai...I am single Teri behan, sis, or beti kya milegi ready to mingle ...:D oh my god zukerberg sucks invented  facebook where people never face  books :D

  
  to be continued ....