Sunday, March 28, 2010

The Smile..

why, oh! why do i smile without a reason?
need there a reason for a smile to bloom?
it jumps, it dances, it turns n twists
around the corers of my lips
n whoa! thers a smile as big as any I've seen
that shines on my lips n twinkles in the eyes.
a smile from the inner self, a smile from the divine
a smile that unites my heart n soul as one..........

wel, smile... cos life is beautiful, even thou v do not always acknowledge the fact. as u can c, my poems r eithr very sad or very happy n dats cos dat is wen a poem flows out. its like, wen im all blue, i jus write a poem, anywhere... n anythin i can find to write it on, n then my sadness n glum disappear... im all smilin again. n wen im jumpin wid joy, its time fr a poem again. the beauty of poems is amzing.. they express more than mere words ever can. i may nt b a gud poet or anythin, but i dont care, i write cos i luv to... n i luv wat i write...
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Friday, March 26, 2010

My girlfriend is suffering from cancer.

I was talking to her suddenly she fainted. I ran and brought some water and sprinkled over her and she got up. She was in a terrible shape. She kept fainting every fifteen minutes or so. I was so scared ,though I am not a doctor I tried to give her some medicines which barely worked. She started fainting every minute or so now. I now brought my tools and started operating her only to find that a her left lung was not working. I changed her lung with my neighbor's girlfriend but she still wasnt able to get up. She probably went into a coma. After some ten hours I again tried to use my surgical skills played around with the lungs and stuff and suddenly an idea struck me I took out and replaced some veins and there she was talking to me .... barely a few moments passed and she went back to coma again ... there were some important things about my term paper she remebered so I took out her brain and implanted it in my neihgbor's girlfriend's head and was able to trace that info. Now I am really busy and have given up on my medical skills... so after my  final sem  I plan to call a doctor to see my girlfriend o.She is still in coma. I dont feel like getting into my room where she is resting. And its because of this I was not able to update my blog all these days. Pals please pray for my girlfriend.
( Hope u had fun reading it ... my girlfriend= my computer(lappy),
lung=RAM(1gb WITH 2 OS , brain=harddisk(allmost overflow with data), veins=jumpers )
My comp is all messed up :((
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Thursday, March 18, 2010

thanx alot!!

this post is just 2 thank all those ppl who hv taken the time 2 go thru this blog ..splly those who hv encouraged me with all those comments..some of them hv posted it on this page itself..and some of them gave me their feedback either personally or thru messengers n mails..and thanx r also due in large measure 2 my dear roomies and my familiy who allow me 2 hv the lion's share of time on the sys........ all this gives me more confidence 2 voice my thoughts, and b more true 2 myself....thanks again!!
vaise, surfing generally, at least i formed the impression that there r mainly 3 types of professionals who r majorly into blogging.. ppl related 2 journalism,advertising n s/w professionals...mayb it's just coz i hv been 2 only such blogs..but i hv yet 2 come across a doctor's / scientist's / painter's / advocate's/engineer's blog...... i mean..there r sooooo.... many professions ... then how come all bloggers turn out 2 b from one of these 3's not as if these ppl r "vella/lukha"(--> free,with no work 2 do, that's what T told me this word means ) hmmmm... reasons..anyone?? :)
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Monday, March 15, 2010

Networking not Networking

Social networks are the order of the day. Since the time internet fever caught up and broadband connections were made available in common households the world has found a need to connect (which is good!). So the social network sites became very powerful. You found some, some found you, and before you knew, almost everyone you knew and perhaps would you smile at when you meet, was on your friend’s list. But then you started noticing that you were getting repeated scraps from people who are on your friend’s list but not exactly “friends”, asking the same “hey! How are you?” How many times do you want to answer the same question when you know they are more concerned about the number of scraps they can boast of (apparently commensurate with popularity quotient) than any concern to your good health or the lack of it? And then you get automatically logged on to some messenger and then someone wants to chat too. You have matured (“aged” was the first choice of word) a little, have no patience for chatting, so-what if you accepted a friend request from the person in question. So then you found out there is a brahmastra available which you took pretty long to figure out - the life savior “invisible” mode. Now you can log on with ease without the fear of getting caught and do all the browsing you want.
You are basking in the glory of having fooled this world and in some time you realize if you are ignoring the world, the world is not taking any particular interest in you either. Out of sight out of mind you see. Ah! This is not working too well now. So you start writing into scrapbooks here and there, comment on photos that were uploaded like six months back. You don’t even get immediate responses. You are perplexed why every one has decided to close doors on you. You avoided some but you did not really avoid most. So the prized answer finally comes out in someone’s reply - “by the way I don’t come here too often. FB is much better”. When you get a similar answer from three different people, you know where the world is concentrating these days. So you too try to go to FB. But then the realization strikes, not the entire world this time. Be careful. Since you consider yourself quite a techno savvy person, you know account creation is just a few steps. You immediately create an account and click on all the buttons that appear and will create no delay. So your account is ready, but by then accidentally, since default was checked, you ended up announcing your arrival and sending invites to your entire contact list in the mail service you are using. So everyone in the world not only is aware of your arrival, also has a request from you to add them as a friend. They oblige, and you have more than a hundred friends before you remember logging on next time. Good job, lucky you.
By the way FB is complicated.

Sunday, March 14, 2010


Hello people.!!
IPL aaya re bhago re bhago... err ye hume nahi sare serials ko kehne chahiye!! Aaj main IPL ke bare me net surf kar rahA thA, to I got to know ki IPL ne pichle saal, with a TRP of 8.21, sare serials & TV shows ka tyre puncture kiya tha!! Yani mere Jaani, ye bacchon ke khelne ki cheez nahi hai lag jaey to badi zor ki lagti hai... IPL is a new form of crickte all together with 20-20 jisse zyaada suspence nahi hote, glamour - bollywood stars, SRK, Juhi, Preity,shilpa,katrina .... and NOW Miss WOW... Deepika in opening ceremony! Paisa - IPL bidding me sare rich log baap re baap and thumkas by apne Cheer Leaders!! and what not yaar, I must say IPL is one huge total masal movie... what say??

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Wo roye toh bahut ..(Guest post )

A young generation my close friend  . So, it is also first guestpost on my blog

Wo roye toh bahut par mere samne roye..

Tod kar chale gaye dil kuch aaisa, ke fir kabhi laut ke na aaye..

Mere saamna na kar paye woh mere tasveer ke tukde,

Par meri tasveer ka orkut,facebook,kodakgallery,picaasa, har jagah se namo
nishan mitta ke chale gaye..

Padha tha ek fwd mail, ke orkut ki khoj kuch isstarah hui..

Kissine apne pyar ko pane ke liye aakhi website bana dali..

Roj dhundte hai hum apne pyar ko..

ussi website pe kabhi iss friend ke profile mein ja kar, kabhi uss friend ke
profile mein jhak kar..

Par unhe toh jaana tha, woh chale gaye..

aaise gaye ke dubara contact karne ka jariya bina chode chale gaye..

Khud ki tasveer ka orkut,facebook,kodakgallery,picaasa, har jagah se namo
nishan mitta ke chale gaye..
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UP Movie Review( Animated)

fantastic movie

The 70 year Old man ties thousand of balloons to his house and sets to experience the wilds of South America for her sweet heart wife.

In this journey he is accompanied by a small Scout of 7 years.

Humour, love and affection all packed in this 2 hour journey..

A must watch...

A scene in Telephonic Interview


Is kahani ke saare paatra "real" hain.Inka vastavikta ke saath "poora"
sabandh hain.

Satya Ghatna par adarit.

Interviewer: So Abhishek, How Will you rate yourself in core Java.
  Abhishek: 6.
Interviewer was astonigh at his reply, he though what a confident candidate
out of 5, he is rating himself 6.

Interviewer (Impressed) :Abhishek so you rate yourself 6 out of 5 inCoreJava.

Abhishek(Quicly) : I rate myself 6 out of 10.
Interviewer(relieved) : Why Abhishek, why so less.

Abhishek(Immediately) : Abe pehe question to pooch, yeh less bhi tujhe more hi lagega(man me bola)