Friday, March 26, 2010

My girlfriend is suffering from cancer.

I was talking to her suddenly she fainted. I ran and brought some water and sprinkled over her and she got up. She was in a terrible shape. She kept fainting every fifteen minutes or so. I was so scared ,though I am not a doctor I tried to give her some medicines which barely worked. She started fainting every minute or so now. I now brought my tools and started operating her only to find that a her left lung was not working. I changed her lung with my neighbor's girlfriend but she still wasnt able to get up. She probably went into a coma. After some ten hours I again tried to use my surgical skills played around with the lungs and stuff and suddenly an idea struck me I took out and replaced some veins and there she was talking to me .... barely a few moments passed and she went back to coma again ... there were some important things about my term paper she remebered so I took out her brain and implanted it in my neihgbor's girlfriend's head and was able to trace that info. Now I am really busy and have given up on my medical skills... so after my  final sem  I plan to call a doctor to see my girlfriend o.She is still in coma. I dont feel like getting into my room where she is resting. And its because of this I was not able to update my blog all these days. Pals please pray for my girlfriend.
( Hope u had fun reading it ... my girlfriend= my computer(lappy),
lung=RAM(1gb WITH 2 OS , brain=harddisk(allmost overflow with data), veins=jumpers )
My comp is all messed up :((
Posted on by Abhishek Jain | 2 comments


  1. hhmm ur lappy ur 1st luv... sai h :) tk a gd care of her.... :)
    n uska naam bhi rakh de RAMPYAARI hhehheeee... lolzz